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My new followers, I humbly welcome you to my blog.

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imagine if the sperm asked us what gender we wanted to be

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My new followers, I humbly welcome you to my blog.

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extr4ordinary:

thisqualityblog:

hersheykiss3s:

s3xcelent:

dr3am-lit3s:

li-ttl3things:

r0llerc0aster-ride:

imperfect-hearts:

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k-4ren:

just-k33p-swimming:

4ir:

lexifey:

foreveryourginger:

superin:

c4ptin:

fartsicle:

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I’m sorry, but that’s a ‘T’ guys..

Omg ^^^

I was eating alphabet soup and I choked on the D..so we’re skipping the D okay. E!

you choked on the d omfg you dont know how hard im laughing right now

choked on the D

"I give up. I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful."

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A WILD BLOG APPEARED.: So I had this really wierd dream… Well I was telling the story of how...

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So I had this really wierd dream…

Well I was telling the story of how time travel had been invented.

Once people found out they had gone crazy and tried to use it for themselves.

There had been one group of people that wanted to bring dinosaurs back.

They had to be…

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